Advice to Blue Jays press corps: Melillo gets REALLY pissy if you spell his name wrong.
So our post from a few days ago, suggesting that Melillo getting kicked off the 40-man roster would be a good thing for his career, turned out to be true.
Today, the Toronto Blue jays offered the A’s a cash deal […]

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Ever play Zero Wing? Perhaps the world’s most famous piece of Japanglish came from that crappy old Sega Mega Drive game. "All your base are belong to us" eventually became an internet phenomenon.
Anyways, I was bored today, and whenever that happens and Photoshop is within reach… well…
 

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$18m for 29 home runs; that’s what it cost the Toronto Blue Jays to rent Frank Thomas for one season.
Thomas, the shoe-in Hall-of-Fame slugger who talked his way out of Chicago before coming to Oakland for pennies on the dollar, helped propel the Athletics to an unlikely appearance in the 2006 ALCS. He subsequently parlayed […]

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I once read somewhere that poodles require you to teach them a trick four times, on average, before they’ll remember the instruction. A pug, being less smart by a solid margin, requires you to repeat that same lesson 96 times before they’ll learn it. A mildly intelligent human will generally need to hear a lesson […]

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Gregg Zaun finally decided to speak about his mention in the Mitchell Report, as being an alleged customer of ‘roid peddler Kirk Radomski, today, and he’s claiming some… let’s just call it ‘bizarre’… stuff happened that led to him being named.
The Mitchell Report says, and I’m paraphrasing here, that Zaun cut Radomski a check for […]

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