Did you miss your shot at the majors, by virtue of not being very good at hitting, throwing or fielding? Have you always wondered if there’s another way to The Show?

If so, read on.

I was looking over Athletics Nation this morning, and spotted mention of the following Craigslist ad:

The Oakland Athletics are currently seeking a part-time, seasonal
Mascot. This position reports directly to the Special Events
Coordinator and is responsible for but not limited to the following:

• Performing at all A’s Friday, Saturday, and Sunday home games and at a select number of other games during the 2008 season
• Performing at private parties, parades, festivals, grand openings,
etc. on specified days during the week and on weekends throughout the
year
• Performing at off-site community appearances
• Creating skits, dance routines, and other forms of mascot-related entertainment and crowd interaction
• Responsible for researching, creating and/or purchasing props and costumes for the mascot
• Represent the A’s as Stomper at special Major League Baseball functions including the annual All-Star game
• In charge of marketing and scheduling the mascot to generate revenue within company guidelines

Requirements:
• Due to costume restrictions, candidate must be at least 5 feet 7
inches and no more than 6 feet 2 inches and weighs between 165 lbs and
225 lbs
• Punctuality is mandatory and availability to work nights, weekends and holidays
• Must have own transportation
• Must be highly energetic and fit

Anyone interested in applying for this position must send a VHS
tape or DVD of a live performance along with a cover letter and résumé
to Oakland A’s, Special Events Dept., 7000 Coliseum Way, Oakland, CA
94621. No phone calls please.

Admit it - you always wanted to be a Major League mascot. Now’s your chance.