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Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams and Pulp Fiction’s Marsellus Wallace.

It’s never too early to start the GM-ribbing, and since Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams is an A-grade Pierszynski, I thought it might be worth mentioning the similarities between he and his long lost twin - not just in appearance, but mainly in temperament.

Remember how Williams celebrated a World Series win by chasing Frank Thomas out of Chicago after 15 seasons of success, claiming Thomas was "selfish" and an "idiot"?

Then Thomas, of course, signed for next to no money with Oakland and propelled them to the ALCS on the back of 39 home runs, while Williams continued to bitch to the press about him?

Well, Frank Thomas just hit a grand slam for his new team, the Toronto Blue Jays, amidst much discussion of how he’s a clubhouse captain who has time for anyone and everyone. Similar talk was rife when he was an Athletic.

So what does that make Kenny Williams? Yes, that’s right - it makes him someone who would choose to employ both Ozzie Guillen AND AJ Pierszynski. Translated: An A-grade douchebag.

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